Grand Theft Auto V

You can jerk me off if I get bored. I'm kidding! You can suck me off.

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather. Or the... Ah, I don't know, that thing. That magic. You see it in the movies. I wanted to retire, be a good guy for once, a family man.

I bought a big house. Came here, put my feet up, and thought I'd be a dad like all the other dads.